Opening statement
"I appreciate everybody being here today. I want to first say that I thank you all for your patience in dealing with this situation. I know it hasn't been easy for all of you trying to get information from us and it hasn't been easy for us to deal with it either. We wanted to try to do it privately, obviously, and try to keep much of this stuff to ourselves as we tried to resolve the situation.
Guess what, sport. Private things are nice, but you were dealing with a pampered pissed off franchise quarterback and an aggressive agent that couldn’t find microphones fast enough. All the meanwhile, you, Xanders, and Bowlen were nowhere to be found save a couple vague press releases. Someone needed to step up and let people know what the hell was going on.
While we're here, it is cute that Josh has copied his old boss' love of hoodies. I miss the days when coaches wore suits. Josh looks like he is ready for joint number two on the day.
Again, I thank you for your patience throughout the whole process.
No problem, fella. We don’t mind sitting back and watching you trip all over yourself in your first real managerial experience. Broncos fans are patient – just ask Brian Griese and Wade Phillips. It is really cute watching you “learn on the job” while you set the franchise back a few years.
"As [President & CEO] Pat [Bowlen] alluded to in his statement Tuesday night, we just felt as an organization that we got to a point where it was made very clear to us that we were not going to be able to get to a resolution where Jay Cutler could be on our football team. At that point we opened it up and let the league know that we would have an interest in trading the player.
Truth be told, you did this weeks before when you inquired about Cassel, but continue talking to your fan base like they are total retards.
Yesterday with the Chicago Bears, [we] kind of culminated the process with a deal we felt was best for our football team going forward.
“Kind of”???????? Who the hell is this kid? You did culminate it, McDipshit. You traded him. Is this that old bullshit they teach business majors about “not burning bridges” and “networking”?
"We are very excited about the opportunity that we have now and [we] are looking forward to moving on, improving and working towards the 2009 season."
Chris Simms and Kyle Orton are up to the challenge!
On whether there were any regrets
"No. I think it could have worked out as I mentioned a week ago. It was going to require a two-way commitment and as Pat said, I think that it was clear to us that there wasn't going to be a two-way commitment.
Yeah, you have shown nothing but commitment to Cutler. Look, I think Cutler is plenty in the wrong, but you can’t waltz into town like your McHugeSwingingDick and think the franchise quarterback who doesn’t know you is going to like being shopped around.
We have talked about doing everything we can do to help our football team improve. That's how this started and we are going to continue to do that."
Talking about improving and actually improving are different things.
On how the communication broke down
"Like I said, it became obvious that it wasn't going to be resolved the way that we were trying to resolve it. We were committed to trying to do that and I think at the point where it became apparent and clear that it was not going to work out the mindset was kind of: What are we waiting for? Pat released the statement on Tuesday night and we made a decision to move on."
Again with the “kind of”. My break up with my high school girlfriend was more mature than this and she ran into the arms of some Asian dude, so that is really saying something.
On where he would put the blame
"I don't know where the blame lies or if there is blame.
Nice that you think that. Everyone else on earth things all you arrogant pricktards are to blame and the fact you don’t acknowledge it only confirms the premise.
Obviously it was a situation where communication became an issue and at that point it started to get progressively worse. But I understand the player's mindset.
Did Belicheck teach you this? To refer to someone as “the player”? Good lord this is gay. Be a man and just call him “Jay”. This is such petty chick garbage.
I understand that he wasn't happy with what had happened or transpired, but we dealt with the situation straightforward [and] we were upfront with him. There are many things, obviously, that have come out about this whole process and the way that it worked out. Like I said, no regrets of the whole situation other than we could have communicated the thing that we were attempting to fix the way we were attempting to fix it."
“No regrets except for the one colossal regret that this whole mess hinges on – communication.”
On how he would describe his first 90-plus days on the job
"It's been kind of a whirlwind. It's exciting and it's challenging. This is the National Football League and I understand that.
Sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself of this, Joshua.
It's a production business [and] it's all about winning. In a word, we are trying to make every decision we can that's in the best interest of our team and that we feel is going to help us do that.
That’s not one word. That is 28 words.
On whether QB Kyle Orton fits his "mold"
"There is no mold, I wouldn't say that. That's not what this is about. Kyle Orton is a player that I've watched and that I've seen and had an opportunity to study some obviously through this process and before. Kyle Orton has won in this league. He's tough, he's smart, he makes good decisions, he's accurate with the football and we're excited about having him on this team. I don't have a mold. There is not a precise ‘here is what the guy has to look like.' Tom Brady didn't look anything like Matt Cassel and Matt Cassel doesn't look anything like Kyle Orton.
It’s not ok to refer to Jay Cutler by his name, but it is ok to fellate your former quarterbacks. Josh, welcome to Denver. We fucking hate the Patriots. You don’t work for them anymore.
It's a guy that can do what we want him to do, understand and process our offense, help our team win, make smart decisions and get the ball to the people that we want to do things with it. There is no special person or special guy that has to fit into it. There are a lot of players that can fit into it."
That is not true you arrogant offensive asshat. There are only a few elite quarterbacks in the league. Cutler was becoming one. Orton, Simms, and the “lot of players” are not elite and they never will be.
On whether he has addressed the team
"We had a team meeting yesterday, not after the fact but before it. We addressed that and told them all at a team meeting that we were moving forward, we were going to make a decision soon and once we made that decision we weren't going to look back."
Brandon Marshall was later seen slamming his head inside his locker.
On the amount of flexibility Denver has in the draft with the acquired picks, whether it will be a defensive draft and whether Denver will consider drafting a quarterback
"It gives us a lot of flexibility. It's something that as a football coach going into the draft, the more you have, the better off you are because you can maneuver to get some players that you really feel good about and [we] have the ammunition to do some of those things. As far as it being a defensive or offensive draft, it's going to be the best players at a position that we need players at that can help our team win. I wouldn't say that it's going to be one way or the other. As far as a quarterback is concerned, we are evaluating all of those players just the same. If one of those players-whoever they may be, whenever it may be-is somebody that we would like to have on this team then we would consider drafting a quarterback."
Please God no Mark Sanchez.
On whether QB Kyle Orton's inclusion in the trade put Chicago over the top
"I think the fact that you are giving up a quarterback and you get a quarterback that has been productive and has won in this league, it's never a bad thing. When you are considering what to do and what is the right decision to make, he certainly weighed into that. That was somewhat of a factor in this deal."
What has Orton won? A neckbeard competition? Jack Daniels chugging contest?
On what he likes about QB Chris Simms
"Chris is in many ways similar to what I just described about the kind of guy we are looking for. He is tough [and] he's smart. He's already knee deep in the offense
And I’m balls deep in him! HEYO
right now and learning more every day. He met with us this morning. Chris is bright, he can get the ball to the people we want him to get it to and he will have an opportunity to compete for that spot."
On if there was anything he would have done differently
"That's frustrating to me because the situation as it played out, there was communication that morning and I think there has been this speculation that everybody is withholding information. There was a conversation earlier that morning and then no communication for quite a long time. In terms of being forthcoming, I don' t know what else we would do. We called the player, we spoke to him and his agent before anything had ever happened and that's kind of where it stood from our point.
Again with “the player”.
We couldn't go forward from it because there was no communication from that point forward. I would never use that word that we would do anything over because we tried to do that and we never could get to the point where there was effective communication.
"Like I said, we were doing something at that point in time-35 days ago or whatever it is-to try to take a look at something that may or may not improve the team. There was no decision made, so we didn't get to a point where we were doing anything. We didn't get to a point where we were going to take anything to Pat Bowlen and say ‘here is what we think we should do.' At that point everything obviously went forward with Kansas City and it's done, so like I said, that's the end of all of it."
On if Jay Cutler was not "his guy"
"No. He could have played in this offense and done very well."
Didn’t you listen earlier? Chrissy Sims and Kyle Orton will become hall of famers in this offense. It is always the offense.
On whether he considered flying out to see Cutler
"No. I think, like I said, it's a two-way commitment. If you're going to do something then it has to be done where both people are trying to get to the same resolution. For the majority of this process that is not the way it was."
I wait three days after a date before calling a chick back. Unless I’m drunk and horny, then I text.
On whether he had an opportunity to meet one-on-one with Cutler
"Impossible. Bus Cook (Cutler's agent) was going to be there. We would have loved to do it."
Shoot me in the face this is stupid. Nothing like this would happen under a Shanahan regime. Swallow your pride, McRookie, and close the deal.
On whether Bus Cook was the problem
"No idea. This wasn't about a contract, so I have no idea if Bus Cook was the problem or not."
If you are going to make personnel decisions it might be wise to brush up on agents and their motives. Just sayins all.
On his relationship with Cutler up until the point where it went wrong
"We had multiple meetings. The player is very smart, very bright. I could see that right away. There was never any reason to think otherwise. We met on a number of occasions and he was coming in here and working with [Offensive Coordinator/Quarterbacks] Coach [Matt] McCoy. Again, he is going to be a good player.
He was a Pro Bowler, you obtuse douchebag. “The player” is already a good player. You are like the cocky prick that calls his knockout girlfriend fat after they breakup.
He is going to be a good player in Chicago now. There were no reservations about anything that I had noticed or I had witnessed in our conversations. We had good conversations and good meetings."
When? I thought communication and lack of meetings were the problem.
On whether he was surprised that the situation grew to the point where Cutler needed to be traded
"No. Like I said, It was going to require two people to want the same resolution and to me that's kind of where it fell through."
Why would Joshy be surprised this ended in a trade. HE IS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO TRADE HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE.
On when he realized that the situation was not going to be resolved with Cutler staying in Denver
"I think for Pat and I, and [General Manager] Brian [Xanders], in the last four or five days obviously it was becoming more clear and it culminated with Pat's statement on Tuesday night."
As soon as I scored the job and knew Matty Cass was coming with me to unseat Cutfuck! LOL!
On his evaluation of Jay Cutler
"He is very talented and he can do a lot of things. He is very smart. I didn't get an opportunity to coach the player on the field, so just in terms of watching him on film he obviously can do a lot of things and he does a lot of things well. The way I feel about quarterbacks is that his job is to score touchdowns and win games. Jay Cutler (Ed. Note: uh oh! Broke usage of “the player”! Belicheck will be PISSED) is capable of doing that and there are a lot of quarterbacks who are capable of doing that. He is very talented, he obviously he has a strong arm, he is very accurate and he has done a lot of things so far in this league. So yes, he is a good player.
"He is a very talented player, but I will also say this: you are distinguished by getting to the playoffs and winning a lot of games. I think that's how you set yourself apart from other players in this league at any position. Is it a step down athletically? I don't know. You can say what you want to say about that. Is his arm stronger than Kyle's or Chris'? Yes it is. But can you win with anyone else.
Fuck and no.
Sure you can. Like I said, what matters to me is that you have players at every position that we can win with, compete with and be successful with. That is what we are working hard to do every day."
On whether there is a chance to come out of the draft as a more balanced football team
"That's going to be the goal all the time-to try to be as good defensively as you are offensively and vice versa. I would say from the first moment I landed in Denver though that our goal is to improve the team. We have significant improvement to do on both sides of the ball and the kicking game. We can sit here and talk about statistics a lot. But we have improvement to do on offense,
Mostly because you stripped it of its main value, but that is neither here nor there…
we have improvement to do on defense and we can certainly improve ourselves in the kicking game. There are a lot of areas that we are going to try to address and-in the next two years, with the extra selection we have in the first round [in 2010]-I think that helps give us some ammunition to do that."
On whether it was a situation where one player was bigger than the team
"Like I said, it just became clear that that wasn't what they wanted. At that point we are focusing on the team. We are focusing on the team every day. We are going to win as a team every day. It's not going to be one player and it's not going to be two players. It's going to be a team and we are going to win. Whichever way we are trying to win, that's the way we are going to try to win. If it's kicking six field goals, it's kicking six field goals; if it's shutting somebody, out it's shutting somebody out; or if it's scoring 45 points it's scoring 45 points. Whatever combination of those things we need to try to win with that's what we're going to try to use. It wasn't just about something like that."
To recap, scoring more points than the opponent (of any mathematical combination) results in a win. Left off this list was 18 safeties beats 7 field goals.
On how he reassures the fans that the team is moving forward
"We are hoping not to be patient as a franchise. The [fans] are not going to put the season on hold for us. We are going to show up, get ready to go and have a productive offseason. We are going to go into training camp with the same mindset and we are going to try to win. That's what we are going to do: we are going to try to win. And I know this, there is not just one way to do it. I know that."
As I lectured on earlier, 3-0 is a win. 45-44 is a win. See, there is more than one way.
